Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

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Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

than the blue routes.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Do you anal play alone?

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

They are listed above.

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Which is almost 300 miles farther

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

House members

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Tom McClintock of California

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senate

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas